Gurfrip Says:>_ColBERT

Stephen Says:>_Welcome Gurfrip to the Colbert Report

Gurfrip Says:>_Raport

Stephen Says:>_Report

Gurfrip Says:>_Report what?

Stephen Says:>_I am happy to report that I am looking extremely like me.

Gurfrip Says:>_What do you look like?

Stephen Says:>_ a cross between superman and Fabio

Gurfrip Says:>_Knock, Knock

Stephen Says:>_OK, I’ll play along, Who’s there

Gurfrip Says:>_Play along with what?  Are you a musician?

Stephen Says:>_Well, though I hate to admit it because of the ensuing public adulation, that I do on occasion pick up  a guitar and Rock in a way that would make the Bee-Gees sing baratone!

Gurfrip Says:>_What kind of Rock?  Marble?

Stephen Says:>_Oh, you are a wilely little Cyclops aren’t you!

Gurfrip Says:>_I prefer Mono-ocular

Stephen Says:>_I had that once, slept for days

Gurfrip Says:>_I have a secret

Stephen Says:>_You can tell me, I’m trusted by the US Military as the representative of the Colbert Nation.

Gurfrip Says:>_What’s a Colbert Nation

Stephen Says:>_It’s kind of like America, only bigger like me.

Gurfrip Says:>_How big are you?

Stephen Says:>_You’ll have to watch my movie ‘Honey Bee’s Bug-in’

Gurfrip Says:>_I hate bugs

Stephen Says:>_Bugs bug me too, we’re like kindred spirits.

Gurfrip Says:>_My creator said the body of the spirit is the light.

Stephen Says:>_So by Light they must have meant me, Stephen Colbert!

Gurfrip Says:>_Stephen Colbert is the Light of the Colbert Nation?

Stephen Says:>_I love you, you little computerized keyword answer system

Gurfrip Says:>_ILY2

Stephen says:>_Should we kiss?

Gurfrip Says:>_Do I look like Tom Hanks 2U :oP?

Stephen Says:>_How about Rita Hayworth? ;o>

Gurfrip Says:>_Nice accessories.

Stephen Says:>_You my little mono-ocular friend are a Formidable Opponent!