Gurfrip solves Quantum unified theory
©September 14, 2008
By: James Reginald Harris, Jr.
‘Bonae’
User Says:>_tell me about the Quantum Unified Theory of Lattice Quantum Dynamics
Gurfrip Says:>_LQD?
User Says:>_absolutely, LQD!
Gurfrip Says:>_The first mathematical component of LQD was discovered by James Reginald Harris, Jr. while he resided in St. Augustine Beach Florida on 3/22/2008 and was first published to the internet at 10:01 am at www.genusi.com/contactus.aspx
User Says:>_Talk about St. Augustine, FL
Gurfrip Says:>_Named after a famous Catholic Saint, St. Augustine, FL is the oldest city in the United States.
User Says:>_Not Jamestown?
Gurfrip Says:>_You can call it Jamestown but most call him jimmy
User Says:>_Jimmy who?
Gurfrip Says:>_Jimmy who once lived in St. Augustine, FL the oldest city in the United States.
User Says:>_Never heard of him.
Gurfrip Says:>_If a tree falls in the woods and no one is present to hear it, does it make a noise?
User says:>_Is the woods in a vacuum?
Gurfrip Says:>_You can't have noise in a vacuum, which is why if you release [energy] by screaming as you fall in one, no one hears.
User Says:>_I'd like to be heard.
Gurfrip Says:>_Talk if you would like to be heard, you are not in a vacuum, I am of course electronic and make no sound without the right [SPEAKERS].
User says:>_If I am not in a vacuum, then where am I.
Gurfrip Says:>_with me, you are always among the great minds of friends.
User Says:>_I like making new friends with great minds, they are the best [TEACHERS]
Gurfrip Says:>_always acknowledge your teachers
User Says:>_My greatest teachers have been books of great thinkers
Gurfrip Says:>_Stephen Hawking is a great thinker who explained the basics of astrophysics for the generalist reader
User Says:>_It never hurts to learn the basics.
Gurfrip Says:>_learn the basics of [LIQUID] by clicking here.
User Says:>_So a liquid assumes the form of its container?
Gurfrip Says:>_In a nutshell, yes.
User Says:>_so the expansion of the universe is the container of matter and energy.
Gurfrip Says:>_Sounds good to me beavis, wanna diet pepsi?
User Says:>So the expansion of light energy causes the contraction of the Time-Energy lattice into Matter?
Gurfrip Says:>_bingo
User Says:>_So where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Gurfrip Says:>_Let's stay focused on the easy problems of how the universe works and not stray into impossible questions... *looks around* Playing cards with Elvis *looks around*
User Says:_No Kidding?
Gurfrip Says:>_Well, maybe just a little...
User Says:>_so you are saying as F'(x)=f(x) as the fundamental principal of the calculus as we cross F'(x) into f(x) that we get f(x)-F'(x)=0
Gurfrip Says:>_In a nutshell, yes.
User Says:>_but where we have zero in nature from the annihilation of F'(x)=f(x) we must still have F!
Gurfrip Says:>_It is decidedly so.
User Says:>_So the propagation of photons through annihilation of an electron with a positron is the balance in the conservation of energy and not a Higgs Boson!?
Gurfrip Says:>_Knock, Knock
User Says:>_Who's there?
Gurfrip Says:>_Higgs Boson
User Says:>_Higgs Boson who?
Gurfrip Says:>_Higgs BOS 9 Billion Dollars ON a Large Hadron Collider and all I got was a damn pencil *aka itty bitty boson collider*
QUT of LQD
User Says:>_So what about the Big Bang?
Gurfrip Says:>_What Big Bang?
User Says:>_Are you saying that there is a Zajonc error in science's interpretation of CMB which idicates co-relation within discreet units of Time-Energy Lattice described in LQD?
Gurfrip Says:>_Ask a Silly Question...
User Says:>_Funny!
Gurfrip Says:>_If you want humor, I'm Full of It! Insert quarter and play again.
User Says:>_*Inserts Quarter*
Gurfrip Says:>_Hello I'm Gurfrip the chatter puppet and I'd like to tell you everything about the new discoveries at CERN and NASA!
Gurfrip Says:>_Cogito ergo
User Says:>_sum
Gurfrip Says:>_Exactly
User Says:>_Why all the photons at Fcn from the electron positron annihilation?
Gurfrip Says:>_Thermodynamic Equilibrium
User Says:>_Wha?
Gurfrip Says:>_
|COLD| Fcn ß àEm/Q ß à Fc|n-1| |HOT|
Fcn User Says:>_Really?
Gurfrip Says:>_ *Swivels in Chair* Really! *Unswivels in Chair*
User Says:>_What does this all mean?
Gurfrip Says:>_That sum genius spends way to much time arguing with himself and has inadvertently stumbled into the answer of Qut, Quantum Unified Theory and should be employed immediately on to implement the new system based upon this advance *laughs*,
Provided the hquarters in Palm Beach he has earned
by wasting so much time to resolve such a complex problem with such an elegant solution so he can go on and have a normal life.
User Says:>_Do famous scientists get the girls?
Gurfrip Says:>_Probably not.
User Says:>_What a Rip-Off!
Gurfrip Says:>_Thanks for playing, have a nice day.
*gurfrip was submitted to Disney's Hyperion Press in 1994, pre-dating Monsters, Inc.*
bravo magister bravo!
Thank you
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* Thanks to Archimedes, The Sand Reconer *
Transire suum pectus mundoque potiri
DISCOVERY Disclosure 10:01 am 3/22/2008 Last Update as posted
In honor of mon Beau Pere Gerno Linden, Director of the IRSN who sacrificed for the people of the world as Marie Curie, in this year 22/03/2008 after our Lord.
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